AHHHH!! Leap Year.

            I don’t get the big deal about Leap Day or whatever you call it. Yeah, it only comes every four years, but who cares? It’s just another day. I guess it would be cool if you had your birthday or some special event on it. Who knows! Although I did see this thing on iFunny today that said “Asked my girl out on 29^th of February…Only have to celebrate anniversary every 4 years”. I’ll admit…that made me chuckle. Other than that, it was just your average Wednesday.

            So I’ve realized that I am a psychic, or a genius. Or both. Every time I watch House Hunters or House Hunters International, I can immediately pick which house that they’ll choose. I’m freaking brilliant. I should be a realtor. I just know what people want, in houses that is. Plus, I’m a little addicted to the show. Over the summer I think I watched it like every single day. I can’t help it. I like to choose houses for people. So anyone in need of a house, hit me up, I can find you a great one. Sure, I’ve never actually looked for one before, but how hard can it be? You look for as many items on their list as you can, roughly within their budget. Easy peasy.

            Today I experienced something new: Condom Bingo. My dorm hall was hosting this game in our lounge. It was interesting. We made our bingo boards with a bunch of sexual terms on it, and then our markers were condoms. It was mildly entertaining. I was shouting out “I want vagina!” and “I want syphilis!” Never thought I’d hear myself yelling either of those things out. Unfortunately I realized that I am just not lucky with Bingo. I mean it can’t be skill right? Because you can’t know how or where to put each of the terms or which ones they’re going to call, right? So I’m not going to blame it on my skill level. If it was based off of skill I would totally win. I didn’t win. At all. I was bummed out. They were giving out lots of candy prizes, and movies, and toys…oh yeah sex toys? Well not exactly sex toys, but things that enhance sex I guess you could say. Interesting. Interesting game indeed. I left with some condoms, though, which I put to great use tonight…blowing them up into balloons. I’m such a child. Oh well. I enjoyed it.

            Okay, tomorrow is Thursday. My day to sleep in. BUT. Tomorrow, I plan on actually getting something accomplished before my 2:50 class. I have a speech to plan, I have an essay to edit and finish, I have a psych test to study for, and a psych quiz to study for. I think I can get this stuff accomplished. Some of it anyways. I just need to sleep in a little, get myself up and ready and get some sh** accomplished. I didn’t actually say that word. I don’t curse. Rarely. Especially not the “f” word. I think it sounds stupid when girls curse a lot. It’s not polite and not lady-like. So girls need to knock that f***ing sh** off, bi***es! Kidding, again! You will probably never, ever hear that come out of my mouth. Only occasionally, like if I really badly stub my toe or hit my funny bone really hard will I maybe let a curse slip out. Maybe.

            I want a Siamese kitten!! Oh my gosh they are so freaking adorable. So I have an Instagram thingy, I rarely post pictures on it, I am more interested in following and looking at other people’s pictures who are actually good at taking pictures or actually have something pretty to take pictures of. Anyways, so I follow this “person” that’s not really a person, called Cats of Instagram. And anyone who is on Instagram can hashtag #catsofinstagram behind their pictures of their kitties and then they’ll show up on Cats of Instagram’s page. So, obviously I adore looking at all of the pictures. Yesterday, I saw someone tagged their Siamese kitty in one of them and he was SOOO adorable. My heart just melted. My heart pretty much melts for any kitty or puppy but that’s beside the point. I want a kitten! Or a puppy! I’d be happy with either. I’m sick of settling for fish. Fish are stupid. I take that back. They aren’t stupid. But they aren’t soft and furry and I can’t pet them. Unlike Johnny who thinks he should squeeze the prego fish to see what happens. Murderer. Okay, he was little. But still. That’s terrible. Oh and another terrible thing I found out yesterday: I was at dinner with Johnny and his friend Chris. Chris is from Hawaii. We were talking about chemistry classes and biology classes and somehow we got on the topic of dissections. So we said how we got to dissect pigs at Ferris. I thought that was pretty unique, even though I didn’t get near the pig on that day and just pretended like I was slicing the poor thing open. So Chris says, completely straight face, no emotion at all: “Oh yeah, we dissected a cat”. My mouth dropped. To the freaking floor. And I gasped. A cat?! Seriously?! I mean I know they roam around aimlessly over there in Hawaii but that doesn’t mean you have to cut the poor things up! Alright, I know they don’t just kill cats to dissect them, they were obviously already dead, or at least they better have been. But still…it’s poor innocent kitty L. Seriously made me want to cry. Poor cats. What’s wrong with those people over there in Hawaii?? Why must they dissect kitties?!

            Okay, bedtime now. Before I start balling.  Oh, and sorry I ranted so much in this one…or most of my blogs I guess. I can’t help it. 

Over It

Ugh is today really only Tuesday? I guess it’s just about Wednesday, but still, I’m feeling like tomorrow should be Friday…of next week. That would be really convenient for me. I suppose life doesn’t work that way, though. When in Rome.

            I am so bored of Facebook. It’s about time that some genius comes up with another new invention to hold us off for a couple of years. Facebook is so last year. The only reason I even still use it, is usually because I’m bored, and I don’t want to get rid of my Spotify playlists. Not to mention, who would read my blogs then? I’m not exactly sure who all does read it, but it would be an even lesser amount if I didn’t put it up on Facebook everyday. I actually went to delete my Facebook yesterday when these two things came to mind. Damn you Facebook. I feel like I’ve over-stalked everyone to the point where there just isn’t much to see anymore. And nowadays, everyone is just posting pictures from reddit or pinterest and I’m just over it. Although, I guess I cant say that because I’ll still find myself day after day glued to it because I don’t have anything else to do. Correction: I don’t have anything else I want to do. I do like to wonder though, what the next thing will be. I mean, eventually, there’s gotta be something new, right? Mark Zuckerberg’s reign cant last forever, I don’t think.

            And another thing I was thinking about, actually I think about it every so often: what are people going to start doing as we near December 21^st of this year? Are some people going to go out and spend all their money or do something even crazier? What am I going to be doing? December 21^st…well that’ll be almost Christmastime so I’m likely to be at home with the family. Although, I tend to spend most of my winter break with friends, so maybe I’ll be with some of them? Not that I’m saying that I believe this is going to happen. I don’t know what’s going to happen. What I’m really curious to see happen, is what people are going to do around that time? I don’t really think the world is going to end per se. But I do think something will happen. A change in something. Who knows what. All I know is that by that time I’ll have seen the Hunger Games, long before, and seen the last movie to the Twilight saga, so if I do die, I’ll be pretty happy. I’m easy to please. Sure, there would be a lot of things that I haven’t got to do yet. But most likely I’ll still get the chance to do those things.

            Well, tomorrow is Hump Day. That should brighten everyone’s spirits right? Get your head out of the gutter you perverts. Hump day as in, it’s the “hump” or the middle of the week. Sheesh. And then it’ll be thirsty Thursday, although I never participate in that aspect of Thursdays. And then Friday! Yipee! Shouldn’t be too bad…should it? 

A Tragedy of Sorts

            I’ve decided that I actually don’t mind Mondays all that much. I mean I have my four classes, well today two were cancelled, but normally I don’t mind going to all four because once I’m up, I’m up. And I get done early; two is pretty early to be done. I work on some homework throughout the night, do my laundry, and watch my two favorite shows: the Voice and Pretty Little Liars. Now Pretty Little Liars is getting extremely intense. We’re about to find out who “A” is, for those of you who watch the show, you know how exciting that’ll be. Today was actually just a really good day. Mondays are busy, not boring so I tend to enjoy them more. It’s my Tuesdays and Thursdays that I’m not a big fan of because I have so much time to do nothing.

            I heard some shocking news today. I was in my first class which is Anthropology, and my teacher was talking about the earliest farmers and agriculture. We were talking about how the hunters and gatherers transitioned from that to farming lands because of larger populations and what not and the first thing I learned that was unbeknownst to me is that corn is not a vegetable! I mean I guess it makes sense that corn is a grain when you think about it and how it grows. But as a food, I always thought of it as a vegetable. But that is not nearly my biggest concern right now, and I posted this on Facebook earlier today when I found out. Bananas may be going extinct as a fruit! Not all types of bananas, just chiquitas. It just so happens, though, that Chiquita bananas are the biggest, commercially grown bananas that exist. Every banana you eat or most likely have ever eaten is a Chiquita banana. The reason for their possible extinction is that there is some…I want to say disease, or termite, maybe some parasite, I’m not sure what he said because I was so caught up picturing my life without bananas, but there is this thing, that is killing the banana fruit and scientists and researchers have yet to find a resistant banana gene that will save them! If we fail to find this gene to save the nanners, we might be out of them in merely four years. FOUR years! Eat your nanners people, eat ‘em up. Because they may be gone before you know it. I had a banana today with dinner, in light of this tragedy. Of course, there will still be the plantain bananas and red bananas and other unique types of bananas which I hear are tastier anyways. But because none of these are commercially grown, and I don’t know if they are just more expensive or cannot be grown in those large amounts, these bananas will be much, much more expensive than what we pay for bananas now. Not to mention, do you realize how many people will be out of work if their banana farms die out? It’s just a tragedy through and through. Save the nanners!! We need some awesome scientist or someone to come up with a combating gene to save these yummy, delicious fruits.

            Enough of that. I’m ready for bed. Twas a busy day indeed. Nighty night. 

Bring It On, Monday

I hate it when you think you’re being really funny, but you are the only person who thinks you’re funny; so really, you’re not that funny. I feel like that happens to me a lot. I’m just not cracked up to being in this funny business. Ah well, you win some, you lose some.

            Today was miserable. From about 7 am to like 4 pm I felt like someone was constantly hitting me on my head with a bat and I was nauseous as ever. Migraines are the worst thing in the entire world. It’s really not fair. I wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemies. But eventually I felt better, got all my homework done early, and watched the Academy Awards. Those were particularly boring tonight. I was not a fan of it. But I’ve realized from them that there are a few movies I still need to see. I’ll have to get around to that sometime. I just don’t want to deal with this week. I want it to be spring break so I can go home. Well, actually I’m going to try to go to the west side for a few days and then go home. But I haven’t quite figured all of that out yet. And this weather would not be helping with travel plans. I really don’t mind the cold all that much, it’s just the snow that makes things complicated. Plus, I wouldn’t mind for it to started getting warm again soon. But let’s be real, we live on the east side of Washington, so that’s not likely going to happen. Maybe we’ll even get a nice snowfall in June again! Our summer looked like a Seattle summer last year. Rain rain rain. Hopefully that doesn’t happen again.

            So I’ve been pondering the idea of dyeing my hair darker again. I haven’t dyed it since sophomore year so right now its fully natural, but when I had it dark I really really liked it, even though everyone told me to stay light blonde. Also, the issue is that summer is coming up and when I dyed it darker last time, the sun lightened it but it made it like a reddish-orange color which was NOT a good look for me. I cannot pull off the pretty red like my roomie can. So if I dyed it, it would only be dark for a few months and then it would have to go back to blonde. I don’t know, maybe I’ll wait till after summer, that way I don’t do anything drastic again, because last time I chopped off all of my hair and dyed it brown. It was cute, but it was a lot to take at once. My mother does NOT want me to do this at all. And I understand why. But I don’t see anything wrong with having a little fun with your hair every once in awhile. Maybe I’m crazy. I mean I kind of see myself as blonde. But I love brunette hair. I guess everyone wants what they don’t have. I love my blonde hair, I just like to change things up. I’ll have to think it over. It’s not like hair is permanent. It always grows back and it’ll always eventually go back to it’s natural color. Hmm…I guess we’ll see.

            Not looking forward to Monday. Why are Mondays so awful? I need to go to class, get a workout in, watch PLL, do some homework, watch the Voice to see my husband, and then go to sleep. Seems simple enough. Bring it on, Monday. 

It's Too Bright in this Room

            Well it’s almost three in the morning and I’m waiting for Johnny to Skype me back, which I don’t think he is. Apparently some call is more important than me, so I figured I might as well write a blog. I can’t believe its Sunday already. That’s just not fair. Thank goodness spring break is coming up soon because my head is just going to explode soon. I have too much information in my brain right now and I just feel like I need to empty it out.

            This weekend has been fun, though. I got to celebrate mine and Will’s birthdays together. We just went to his friend’s apartment. It was fun and low key which was nice. Unfortunately the stupid blizzard that happened this morning woke me up at like 8:30. Yeah, wasn’t a fan of that. But I took a nap later on in the day. I also got myself a henna tattoo, watched a few movies, some of which included Bambi, the Lion King and part of Aladdin. Yay for ABC Family to play the classics. I also started reading the Hunger Games again. Just couldn’t resist it any longer. But I’m trying to take my time with them because I still have a little less than a month before the movie to survive. Jeez I don’t know what I’m going to talk about in my blogs once The Hunger Games has come and gone.

            Now tomorrow all I have to do is a little reading, edit and finish an essay, and make a plan for my next speech and that’s it! Actually that’s probably not it, I should see what I have in my other classes, but I’m hoping that’s it. This upcoming week shouldn’t be too rough in comparison to the past few weeks, but we’ll see. OH YEAH, the Academy Awards are on tomorrow! The only thing is…Johnny decided to have his important basketball game right in the freaking middle of the awards. What the heck is up with that? So I have to make a big decision tomorrow on which event I will have to sacrifice. I hate big, life-altering decisions. It really stresses me out.

            I think I’m finally getting a little sleepy. Maybe I’ll actually attempt to shut my eyes. Or maybe I’ll surf the interweb some more before I completely put myself to sleep. Blah. And I have to get up to brush my teeth, which I’m not looking forward to. Not to mention, I turned on all of my lights because Johnny skyped me and it was dark in here and now it’s way too bright. I can sleep in some light, but not this much. Hopefully I can sleep in until a decent hour tomorrow. I’m thinking like 12 to 1-ish. Sounds perfect.

Slacker

Boy have I been slacking on my blogging duties. But seriously, this was the most miserable week yet. So stressful. My third week in a row with a midterm, and it was my hardest midterm. Mainly because I completely suck at history so Gened just isn’t my thing. I hate gened. I hate it. I don’t understand why I have to take it. It’s stupid. Obviously I’m only saying this because I suck at it, but either way I don’t think I should have to take it. At least the week is over. Hopefully this weekend wont go too fast but I have the feeling that it probably will like it always does. It only doesn’t go too fast when I lay in bed and watch movies all weekend, which I love to do, but its very unsociable of me so I only allow myself to do that every so often.

So what the heck is up with this blizzard going on outside? Last night it seemed perfectly fine to walk around outside, not too cold. I feel bad for the people camping out to get into the game. There was no way in hell that anyone could ever get me to campout. I don’t care how big of a game it was. I’ve done my share of winter camping both this year for our home for next year, and last winter I was “freezin’ for a reason” with the ASB. I am done done done with camping in the winter. If I don’t get a good seat to the game I’ll survive.

Seriously, this wind is crazy yet again. It woke me up this morning. Jerk. Keepin’ me up from my slumber. Well, today I need to manage some time to get homework done, go to the game, among other things. I feel like it’ll be a busy day, as long as I can get out bed, take a shower, eat some food. I think I can do it. I’ve already gotten out of bed a few times. Only to crawl back in. It’s only 9 in the morning, I think I deserve a little more time in bed. Which I’m going to enjoy…right now. 

Got that Ticket

            Do you ever wonder why some people end up in your dreams? I seriously had THE most random dreams last night. I would say what it was about but I’m not even sure that it would make sense because it doesn’t even make sense to me. All I know is that I was playing with a little baby and then all of a sudden it was talking and trying to eat off my nose. But this was like an adult voice in a little baby. I don’t really know…it was just really weird. The whole dream was. And I was in Paris. Strange. Dreams are so weird.

            So often I watch the show The Doctors, just because sometimes there is some interesting stuff on there. Yesterday they were answering myths about sex, and today they are talking about sicknesses and why they get worse at night. But Monday, it said something about what is in your food…I like to not know what’s in my food because that really does affect my eating it. So I just prefer not to know. Needless to say I probably wont be watching that episode.

            Since I fell asleep before I could blog last night I have to say this today: yesterday, I finally, after a long time waiting, I…was…able…to…purchase…my…TICKET TO THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!! It was so, liberating. So exciting! Seriously…28 days left! I cant freaking wait. I am so excited for it. I need to read them again soon. I just wanted to get through this week first because I have a history midterm, and I’m already terrible enough at history, I don’t need those books to distract me, too. I feel like I’m going to have a long night ahead of me studying, unfortunately. Thankfully I only have one class today, although I can never get myself to study prior to going to that class, only afterwards. Oh well!!